Read it as satire
The narrator is an enthusiastic Moderate who praises what Witherspoon means to expose. The commendation is the indictment.
Matthew 10:8
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A satire on the Kirk · first published 1753
or, the Arcana of Church Policy
1723–1794
Witherspoon’s anonymous satire of the Moderate party in the Church of Scotland, written in the voice of an admiring Moderate who sets down, with a straight face, the thirteen maxims by which a minister may attain that character.
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The whole tract is set out as a manual of rules for attaining the character of a moderate man, with The Athenian Creed set between the sixth and seventh.
A light modernisation of the fifth edition: spelling and layout are updated and the long s replaced, but Witherspoon's words are not altered. Prepared under the supervision of Rev. Romesh Prakashpalan.
The narrator is an enthusiastic Moderate who praises what Witherspoon means to expose. The commendation is the indictment.
Archaic words, persons, and the affairs of the eighteenth-century Kirk are explained at the foot of the page, so the joke lands.
Page numbers from the fifth edition run inline through the text, so the modernised reading can be checked against the original.
“and by it he being dead yet speaketh.”
Hebrews 11:4